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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

Then came..

Still no good.

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How did my ex move on very fast?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

What is the dirtiest city in India?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

2025 College World Series: How All 8 Teams In Omaha Stacked Up In The Preseason - Baseball America

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Still no good

So they tried

No, not a chance

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?